Reblog / posted 2 days ago with 3 notes
You should talk more about that Shadow guy. He sounds great. Maybe you could get him a new motorcycle for his birthday. His old one seems beat up.


Reblog / posted 2 days ago with 3 notes
I want to know the daily life of a robot.
Anonymous

Get up, bemoan your terrible life choices, pester your boyfriend, maybe laze around a little bit.

Did that satisfy you?


Reblog / posted 2 days ago with 1 note
Can you fly in outer space?
Anonymous

 Mhm.


imcrashingthroughyourtown:

“DASHING THROUGH THE SHOW
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW
AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH
HA HA HA

YOU CAN’T FUCKING SING,
I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT
GET OUT OF MY WAY YOU FUCKING HO
I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY)

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
BITCH, WHAT DID I SAY
RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN’T HIDE
FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH

HEY!”

Somewhat out of season, don’t you think?


Reblog / posted 4 days ago with 1 note
Do a trick.
Anonymous

No.


Reblog / posted 1 week ago with 3 notes

((Finally getting off my arse and doing this. Okay, so.

- Stuff with Zeni? Nope, gone. Nothing that occurred as a result of that is RP canon anymore. 

- The plot initiated when I first reset is pretty fucking dumb and I hate it ugh ugh ugh so it is null as well.

Noothhhing else really comes to mind but if so I guess I can just edit this. Sometime I’ll go edit headcanons and such to reflect this.))


Reblog / posted 1 week ago with 2 notes
Pinocchio is your long lost brother.
Anonymous

Alright, come here.

This room could use a nice rug, anyway.


Reblog / posted 1 week ago with 2 notes
There is a sale on elf shoes this week. Don't miss it!
Anonymous

Ha ha.

I think you’re looking for Neo.

I wouldn’t tell him though, he’d probably actually rip your face off.


Reblog / posted 1 week ago with 1 note
Get a load of this!
Anonymous

I ought to skin you and make your filthy hide into a throw rug.


Reblog / posted 1 week ago with 1 note
It has been decided that you are the greatest robot in history and all others pale in comparison to you.
Anonymous

But I already knew that.